Mner. I’m bored. Hate ICT... DIE computers! All they do is crash and fail you when you are in the middle of important coursework.
“Error! You have performed an illegal operation, this program will now close.”
My own computer thinks that I’m a criminal! I’m just sitting in my chair... Oh woe is me! Stupid Microsoft! No, I don’t want to send you a bloody error report... why should I line Mr. Gate’s pockets? I’ll be a rebel, I’ll run Linux! Ta-bloody-da!
The Internet has been hailed as one of the best inventions of all time. Um... ever heard of the wheel? What has the Internet given me? A wealth of spam, pop-ups and pornography. Ridiculous. Why do they think I want to see people doing... that...? AOL is crappy, forever promising a faster connection, updates... yada yada. But do they work? Of course not, it would be too easy to create a system without any faults... after all; these big companies must get more money from their customers phoning the helpline when their Internet crashes than from people actually buying their software.
“You connection has been lost, AOL will now reconnect you.”
Don’t bother, by the time I’m reconnected, you will have found another reason to break down.
And the irritation that is HTML Code. My simple questions, does anybody give a damn if you know it and do you actually use it anyway?
Downloading music... saves us a fortune. It’s wonderful to steal off people who have worked hard to entertain us. Ah well, never mind, I will just rip you off again. I will get to 99% downloaded, and then...
“This file is corrupted; do you want to continue downloading?”
What? And get another virus in my splendid machine? I’ve just spent 30 minutes downloading the ‘Troy’ virus...?!?!
I think I’m going to be Amish. Stuff all these microchips and get back to nature. After all... why do we need computer games? It’s time to play Solitaire with a real set of cards! And the Internet? It’s just a high-tech library... books have never failed me as the Internet has.
If you get right down to the nitty-gritty, computers are stupid machines, slaves to the human race, and disobedient slaves at that.
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Realising that I'm no good at ICT... halfway through my ICT mock exam... and went on a huge rant on the back of the paper. It's actually not a rant... to think of it.. I'm not writing it from my own perspective...
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hold me close,
i beg you,
i can't survive alone!
> my gallery
gone beserk your dinner is on the ceiling!
just because I'm not beautiful...it doesn't mean i'm dead
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Vanilla kisses that left a sickening taste,
Of whipped cream and New Years that was of course laced,
Cheap vodka and hormones that sweet residue,
Left me haunted and lonely and dreaming of you.
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hold me close,
i beg you,
i can't survive alone!
> my gallery
gone beserk your dinner is on the ceiling!
just because I'm not beautiful...it doesn't mean i'm dead
computers, despite their programming malfunctions are the same as a pair of jeans. it can only wear on and on for so long before it gets some rip or hole (metaphorically of course) that needs to be fixed. sometimes your jeans are beyond repair and you just need to get new ones. computers are much like this. if they were made to excell beyond customer expectations, they would be far more expensive and computer companies would lose money. of couse they want your stuff to break; so you can pay them to fix it. just like any other company in a capitalist economy. that's just the way things work.
ok, if i talk about this anymore i'm going to get political about capitalism.
also, pornography opens your mind.
Ah well, as always, thank you for the comment... needless as it is
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Vanilla kisses that left a sickening taste,
Of whipped cream and New Years that was of course laced,
Cheap vodka and hormones that sweet residue,
Left me haunted and lonely and dreaming of you.
*mutters sullenly under breathe* smartass.....
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Vanilla kisses that left a sickening taste,
Of whipped cream and New Years that was of course laced,
Cheap vodka and hormones that sweet residue,
Left me haunted and lonely and dreaming of you.
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